Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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