What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!