that's an acceptable place to lick
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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