I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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