I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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