There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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