I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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