is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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