Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Its about making memories worth repressing
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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