I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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