bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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