Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
that is very illegal...i love you.
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