But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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