How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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