i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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