I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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