"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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