I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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