I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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