She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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