Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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