I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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