at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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