so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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