I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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