Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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