She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
My cat gives me a boner
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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