I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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