we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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