Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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