i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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