Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
What a dumb baby whore.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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