i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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