Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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