sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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