Christians are straight up FREAKS
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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