Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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