On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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