Moan for me like Helen Keller
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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