CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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