honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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