I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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