They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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