so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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