So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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