I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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