guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
