i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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