is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
My penis needs a shock collar
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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