Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
COCAINE IS GR8
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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