Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I forget how to act sober
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