she was so not down for the gang bang
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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