we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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