I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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